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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Fuck A Flat Head

Just wanted to chime in very quickly and say:

I hope anyone who continues to manufacture equipment that uses flat head screws in it's construction gets gonorrhea from the blood of a hooker still damp on the collar of a pit bull while it's gnawing their crotch.

Seriously, we have the technology. Why not just use wooden pegs to hold shit together? Fuck a flat head...

I say NC-17 not be like, "Oooo! I'm so edgy!" but more to make fans of my brilliant fantasy sports commentary aware that this may not be what they're expecting...

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