So, I've noticed a strange phenomenon that I witness maybe once or twice a month. I'm sure you've seen it, too. But, whether it's strolling through the mall, sitting at the bar, waiting in traffic, whatever, in many ways it's better than spotting the errant mullet or rat tail. This phenomenon I speak of is this:

The "two dudes dressed exactly the same" phenomenon.

Now, I'm not talking about wearing similar colors or anything incidental. I'm talking about meticulous planning down to the angle of the cap on their head. The other day, I was at the beach with my family and I witnessed two guys strolling down the board walk, both wearing jeans, a tight black tank top, and a white hat.

The true glory of this phenomenon is that when you witness it, the people who are pulling it off aren't just running out to get some milk from the store, or even to grab some tacos. No, you can see it in every ounce of their demeanor, these guys are out for pussy. Their bottom lips are properly bitten, the swagger in their walk is just so, the hand conspicuously holding the buckle of the belt so as not to lose their pants.

So, is this a proven method of attack these days? Dude, what the fuck?! No wonder we didn't get laid, your shirt tail is out! I thought we were going shirt tail IN! Dammit, man! Now we have to go to another bar and hope no one saw us... Or is it just in hopes that some oblivious hood rat will wander up on them and say, "Oooo...what's your groups name?"

"Well, we aren't signed yet, but listen out for 'Hella Reese', we about to blow up!"

Hella Reese? Wow, I just made that one up and it's fantastic. Sometimes I make myself proud...