I know... You look at a site like us, with our witty banter and cynical articles, and you think, "How could I take THEIR draft kit seriously?" Well, as much as we like to goof around in our articles for your amusement, we take the draft kit very seriously. We approach it with a scientific ideal, and hope to precisely pinpoint who will win you the championship each season...and we're very good at it. Take a few minutes to read what you'll get for $5.99 when you buy the RotoDestroyer Draft Kit.

In the upper right-hand side of your RotoDestroyer Draft Kit, you'll find three icons. These are the keys to the domination of your fantasy draft. The web based version has a great deal of information to toy around with. The Microsoft Excel based version has enough statistics and information to kill a blue whale. Whereas, the Lite version has just enough info to keep it small enough to keep it on the same screen as your online draft room. Let's get a little more in depth as to what you get when you drop $5.99 on the RotoDestroyer Draft Kit:

Choose from any of the standard positions in fantasy football from the upper left hand corner of the web based draft kit. That is your navigation panel, let it take you everywhere you need to go.

Sort every position in any way you want with a three-tiered sorting feature. For instance, you can sort by "Average Ranking" and then by "Fantasy Points Per Game" to break ties in "Average Ranking" with "Fantasy Points Per Game" totals.

Eliminate players with RotoDestroyer's Blackout feature. Single-click a players name to black him off the list, or double-click it to bring him back. This is great for marking off players as they are drafted or for eliminating them from your draft sheet before you print it out.

Just click the Microsoft Excel logo in the upper right-hand corner of your web based draft kit to download the Microsoft Excel version of the RotoDestroyer Draft Kit

You will be greeted by a scoring configuration page where you can enter your league's personal scoring configuration. This will adjust the "Fantasy Points Per Game" column for each position in your spreadsheet. This stat shows you on average, according your your league's scoring configuration, how many fantasy points per game each player earned over the course of the last three seasons.

This unintelligible graphic shows just how much information and how many stats we have compiled on each player. This is a screenshot zoomed out as far as we could get it to show the 188 columns of statistics available for just the QBs alone. We ranked 50 QBs alone. Over 300 players total! I just wanted to show you how much info you were getting...

Because we have so many stats, and a lot of them are combinations of stats to give you a better idea of each players performance and potential, we have included a glossary at the end of the spreadsheet to define some of the more obscure statistic names.

When you click the RD Lite button on the upper right-hand side of your web based draft kit, this little beauty will appear. It has been enlarged to keep the integrity of the web page, but when the window actually pops up, it is small enough to fit on the same screen as your online draft room with out having to clck back and forth between the two.

As you can see here, the Lite version has all of the functionality of it's bigger web based brother. Black out player names as they're drafted, flip through the various positions and find the the best fit for your team on the fly without changing screens or fumbling through a pile of paper.

Click the "Add To Google" button on the upper right-hand corner of the Lite version to add the Lite version, and all of it's functionality to your My Google Homepage so that you can check for updates to the RotoDestroyer player rankings every morning without going all the way onto our site (even though that's just crazy if you ask us).

Here's a screenshot that shows how neatly everything can fit together on one screen for your online draft. See how nice that Lite version looks just sitting off to the side waiting to win the championship for you? So, what's the hold up? We're the best thing to happen to fantasy sports since...well, there's never been anything this good.